Everything Bagel-chan Knows Wiki Pixel art of Bagel-chan

Introductory Entry 12/7/2024

As of writing, this website is essentially barren. I'm still in the process of learning html from quite literally nothing so it'll probably take a while for this site to have anything worth looking at. Still, I hope what I'm about to write will make sense some day.

Hi! My name is Bagel-chan! If you know me already, it's probably for my YouTube channel where I once posted about anime and now about miscellaneous happenings online. This site will serve as an extension of the work on my channel. I would like to create a catalogue of all the random shit I know about for some reason from my years on the internet in the form of a wiki for easy consumption. And I'll probably also do some other weird stuff I dunno.

Key to note is that I do not intend on publicizing this wiki on my mainstream platforms in any way. To reveal my hand a bit, I like the idea of the internet as a place of mysteries and insane, disparate happenings that people oftentimes cannot fully comprehend, scattered across millions of unique sites. There's something to be said about having to piece together a digital past from fragments unearthed through the Wayback Machine. I think the overly spoon-feeding nature of modern algorithms have neutered this appeal.

So, I want this to be a website that people stumble upon by accident--- Something people immediately bookmark because they know they'll forget the url if they don't. Something arcane that isn't just advertised and flaunted to the masses in the description of every video I put out. Simply put, if you're here, I either linked it to you for some weird reason, or you've had an accidental chance encounter with this page, one that you'll hopefully have fun with.

Anyway this all sounds hella pretentious writ upon an otherwise ugly blank canvas because I literally don't know shit about what I'm doing. What even is an html? Will the CSS raid my house and shoot my dog before reenacting Ruby Ridge??? This site will probably be agonizingly slow to update because I'd like it to be a relaxing venture. Think of it like internet gardening, if you will. I have this site in the background as a random hobby I attend to once in a while, and my sparse updates are when I decide to water and weed it. Otherwise, it's just hanging there in the background while I go about my own life, and maybe it'll shrivel up when I inevitably forget about it in a few weeks.

Who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.